Ode to my car

(drum intro)
1991 Acura Integra -- bare bones
I loved you from first sight
I bought you with student loans
And now you share my plight

Your power-steering goes in & out
You have a huge dent from some jerk
Your lack of a radio antenna makes me shout
To get you up to 60 mph takes a lot of work

Your AC sounds like a dying darth vader
But at least it keeps me cool
One who doesn't love you is just a hater
You're so unfit for highways I can only take you to school

(guitar solo)

We made the 10 hour drive from Ohio
Your poor lumbar support made me cry
You've been so good, thats no lie-o
I'll hate to watch you die

(tambourine shakes)
You'll Die, I'll Cry
You'll Die, You tried
You'll Die, I'll sigh
You'll Die, Goodbye
(repeat and fade out)