Start Me Up

Press Conference du Bob.
At 5:45 p.m. today we received word that I'll be keeping a blog. I'm keeping it as much for myself as anyone else. I want to try to chronicle as much of my experience as I can.
I see there's a question...
Q. What experience?
A. Well in only 3 days I'll be starting medical school. Well, not really -- but more on that later. Please hold all remaining questions until the end.

My name is Bob, and I have just moved to an East Coast city somewhere in the mid-Atlantic region. I moved here from the midwest, where I have grown up all my life. I came here to go to my new school, and hopefully go forward on the path of doctordom.

Alright... questions? (Many hands go up)

Ok... any questions that don't have to do with why I look so goofy? (1/2 of all hands go down)

Any questions that don't have to do with why my blog isn't entertaining? (Remaining hands go down.)

Alright then.