10 Reasons I want to be a Doctor

(Just in case there is actually someone out there stupid enough to need the following disclaimer...
None of this is real, this is for comedy purposes only, and I really do want to be a doctor for all of the right reasons [none of which are listed here.])

10. I'd get to see naked people.

9. The easy hours, I mean... doctors clearly have time to play golf all of the time, so...

8. Free scrubs.

7. The way that universal health care is going to pave the way to medical greatness, so long as we elect the medical system genius Hillary Clinton.

6. I get to put M.D. after my name... on EVERYTHING.

5. The smell of hospitals in winter {and the feeling that it's all a lot of oysters, with no pearl}.

4. The fact that doctors are never, ever involved in frivolous lawsuits.

3. Pelvic Exams.

2. The millions of dollars the average American seems to think M.D.'s pull down every year.

1. Rectal Exams.

P.S.
Thank you Governor Romney. Today you did the right thing, and did it with a lot of tact and you were able to make a good political point while doing it. My respect for you has increased, and even though I still feel that you should not be the President of this country, you did a good thing for America today.