Thursday, February 14, 2008

10 Ways to Prevent Studying for Physiology

10. Listen to Elton John's 1973 Classic "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road."

9. Clean your apartment.

8. Work out at the Y, attempt a 10th rep on bench press even though you nearly passed out during the 9th.

7. Try your hardest not to stare at girls at the Y... fail miserably.

6. Try your hardest not to think about girls at the Y while in the shower... fail again.

5. Contemplate the plastic-love that is valentine's day.

4. Realize that in 15 days you will be 23. Play "What's my age again," by Blink 182.

3. Daydream about learning how to play an instrument (the guitar, piano, drums... maybe all of them).

2. Combat fascism... even if there's nothing at stake.

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