10. You go to ODU.
9. You have no idea how to parallel park. In the rare event that I need to park on the street you manage to fuck it up.
8. Spontaneous hysterical laughter, always occurring between 12-4 am.
7. Your terrible taste in "music". I had to put music in quotes because I've only ever heard you play techno and the all-star rock ballad "crazy bitch," which is of course, a profound song.
6. You go to ODU.
5. The way you eyeball me when I take out my trash.
4. The way you take out your trash -- if you would put it in bags properly flies and maggots wouldn't be all up in our trash cans.
3. You go to ODU.
2. The raucous sex at 2:57 am last night. I didn't need to hear that.
1. The showers. I swear you douchebags take 8 showers a day. There's never any hot water if I have to shower in the morning.
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I knew that Reason #2 was the cause of Reason #1. I called that.
Also, "Crazy Bitch" is on my iPod playlist for working out. It's energizing.
And also, the title of this post pays homage to Heath Ledger. I bet it was intentional.
"Crazy Bitch" is a profound song. I couldn't figure out why one of my college buddies was dating this girl because it was generally accepted that she was certifiably insane. Then I heard the song... and I figured it out.
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